Christmas Decorations

Christmas decorations are so popular that they are seen from the outer space. I love driving around and looking at the inventive ways people decorate.

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I don’t know who Hunny is but he is surely having fun.

This one looks more imposing in real life:

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From a distance, it looks like a big, pulsating phallic symbol.

Here is our local mansion:

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We couldn’t come closer but I wanted you to see how our rich people live. The owner of the mansion has a lumber shop in town. He built all of the newer houses around here, including mine. Seriously, if anyone deserves a mansion, it’s  this guy. It always makes me very happy to see this huge building. Although I like my own house more.

Angels and nativity scenes are popular:

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The most curious decoration is this antique car covered with Christmas lights:

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I wonder what these people do with the car between the Christmas seasons. Do they keep it specifically for those occasions?

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They all look a lot brighter and prettier in real life. Now all we need is some snow.

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Merry Christmas!

18 thoughts on “Christmas Decorations

  1. “Hunny” is actually the Disney version of Winnie-the-Pooh (Did you ever see the Винни-Пух Soviet cartoons when you were growing up?), he’s probably one of the most popular Disney characters out there for Christmas decorations.

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    1. content note [pedantic twittery] Technically “hunny” is how Winnie-the-Pooh wrote honey and not the name of a character.

      The association of Winnie-the-Pooh with Christmas is a new one for me, when did that happen?

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      1. “Technically “hunny” is how Winnie-the-Pooh wrote honey and not the name of a character.”

        • Ah! Got it! OK, that explains everything. 🙂 I really thought it was a bear with a Muslim name.

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        1. Okay, that makes sense. I totally missed it (I was in the US for Xmas 1991 but would not have noticed the special in question because I was probably doding yet another screening of It’s a wonderful life – a great movie spoiled through over-exposure).

          There’s nothing like a successful xmas special for making a north american xmas icon. What martyrdom does for saints, xmas specials do for marketed personalities.

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  2. Winnie-the-Pooh is the A. A. Milne character introduced in 1926, around the same time that Disney introduced The Mouse. Pooh belongs to a young man named Christopher Robin, a pre-schooler or 1st grader with typical spelling for that age. Doesn’t honey sound like it ought to be spelt as “huney”?

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  3. Ok. What’s the connection between Ayn Rand, Clarissa’s former favorite philosopher, and Walt Disney?

    Answer.

    In 1936, Ayn Rand wrote the dystopian novel, Anthem, in which she imagined a future where even the word “I” was banned in a super egalitarian society and people had numbers instead of names. She wrote a letter to Walt Disney in 1946 in which she requested that he produce an animated version of the novel. Uncle Walt didn’t; however, there is a Randian quote on a wall of the Epcot Center in Disney World – “Throughout the centuries there were men who took the first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their own vision.”

    Since this seems to be a thread on children’s books, suppose A.R. was a critic on them.

    Example:

    “Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory”

    An excellent movie. The obviously unfit individuals are winnowed out through a series of entrepreneurial tests and, in the end; an enterprising young boy receives a factory. I believe more movies should be made about enterprising young boys who are given factories. —Three and a half stars. (Half a star off for the grandparents, who are sponging off the labor of Charlie and his mother. If Grandpa Joe can dance, Grandpa Joe can work.)

    http://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/ayn-rand-reviews-childrens-movies?intcid=mod-latest

    And a bonus. Ayn Rand Christmas cards

    http://www.alternet.org/culture/happy-selfish-christmas-21-ayn-rand-holiday-cards

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