All-natural

Last night I didn’t sleep because I was chasing suitcases across Canada. And tonight I’m not sleeping because my sister said, “Look, this is an all-natural spray I bought in Vancouver. Let me spray it on your face, and you’ll experience an incredible surge of energy.”

So I experienced the surge of energy and spent the day flying up and down the stairs in her new house with stacks of books, plates, and toys. And now I’m wondering if “the all-natural spray from Vancouver” is cocaine-based.