Swedes are using Russians’ homophobia to repel them:
Swedish peace society has come up with a new way of fighting off Russian submarines in the Stockholm archipelago: a subsurface sonar system called ‘The Singing Sailor’, which sends out Morse code and features the message “Welcome to Sweden. Gay since 1944”
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The current wisdom in Russia (accepted on the level of state law) is that just seeing a gay person might convince one to become gay. So Swedes decided to make good use of this irrational fear.
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They will still go into Swedish waters, but will get more medals and extra milk (for hazardous conditions).
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And a special cosmetics bag signed personally by the biker Surgeon. 🙂
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Of course the Finns just broadcast underwater Tom of Finland supercuts. 🙂
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“One of our submarines … is missing … tonight …
Seems she ran aground on manoeuvres …”
“Bye-bye empire, empire bye-bye …
Tired illusion drown in the night …” 🙂
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