Here are some hilarious slogans for college majors:
Chemistry: Where alcohol IS a solution.
Biochemistry: Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo.
Archaeology: If you don’t know what it is, it’s probably ceremonial.
Information Technology: Let me google that for you.
Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them.
Criminal Justice: We’re here because of Law & Order reruns.
Photography: It’s worth a shot.
Astrophysics: “Eh, I’m within an order of magnitude.”
Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies.
Latin: Because useful is overrated.
Physics: “Everything you learned last week is wrong.”
Nursing: Learning to save other’s lives while struggling not to take your own.
Accounting: Selling your soul for money.
Finance: “Accounting was too hard.”
Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to.
Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless!
Music Performance: If you don’t hate yourself, you’re doing it wrong.
I’m reminded of the apparently real motivational billboard
(it says: It’s my FUTURE! I want to be an engineer… sex can WAIT!)
As many people pointed out it certainly will.
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The one for physics is so correct it hurts.
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Maybe everyone else here has seen this but I just say it, one of the greatest things ever:
Click to access theory-by-complaining.pdf
So much great stuff,
week four: Isn’t it more complicated than that?
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