Since I’ve donated to political causes, I often get emails soliciting donations. In the past couple of weeks, my mailbox has been inundated with messages from somebody called Monica Vernon.
The reason why these emails stand out is that they don’t provide any information on who Monica is, what party she represents (I can guess since I only ever donated to a single party, but still), what she needs the money for, what legislative body she belongs to or wants to belong to, etc.
The only information I have on Monica is that she’s “a MOM just like you, Clarissa!” (thank you, bitch) and has two daughters who are helping her efforts to collect money for a mysterious cause.
I have never seen such a poorly run campaign and have got to wonder how Monica will manage to perform the duties for which she is trying to get elected (I assume) if she can’t make sure her aides send a meaningful email.

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