Since I’ve donated to political causes, I often get emails soliciting donations. In the past couple of weeks, my mailbox has been inundated with messages from somebody called Monica Vernon.
The reason why these emails stand out is that they don’t provide any information on who Monica is, what party she represents (I can guess since I only ever donated to a single party, but still), what she needs the money for, what legislative body she belongs to or wants to belong to, etc.
The only information I have on Monica is that she’s “a MOM just like you, Clarissa!” (thank you, bitch) and has two daughters who are helping her efforts to collect money for a mysterious cause.
I have never seen such a poorly run campaign and have got to wonder how Monica will manage to perform the duties for which she is trying to get elected (I assume) if she can’t make sure her aides send a meaningful email.
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She is apparently running for a Congressional seat in Iowa.
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Maybe you should run her campaign. You managed to transmit this information easily and efficiently.
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(thank you, bitch)
Ouch! But it’s appropriate, I’d say.
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It’s not her fault, obviously, but such things cause a lot of pain. People should be more careful with such comments.
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Thank Citizens United
My guess is she’s obscuring where she’s running for Congress so she can fund raise nationally. I’d bet her opponent is as well. They do this for high profile mayoral elections like the one in Chicago.
This, though, is like a GoFundMe of political campaigns or the Amazon recommendations of political emails.
Are there a lot of Iowans who moved to your area?
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I don’t think so. We are not a migration magnet.
I often get emails soliciting donations for elections in other states but at least they are always informative.
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