The idiots who run away to join ISIS were a bone of contention in the recent Canadian election. Quite a few of these fools discovered that ISIS was not as entertaining as they thought and decided to return to Canada. The question arose as to what to do with them.
The Conservatives suggested stripping them of Canadian citizenship. This seems extremely reasonable because people get stripped of citizenship all the time, and for things far less serious than participating in a terrorist organization that engages in crimes against humanity. If I, for instance, was stripped of my Ukrainian citizenship for joining the Canadian state, it doesn’t seem out of place to remove the citizenship of those who join the Islamic State.
This idea, however, seemed unacceptable to the Liberals, and the voters ultimately supported them. Once again, nobody stopped to think how it would impact the rights of Canadian women to have running around a bunch of crazed criminals who have been members of an organization notorious for its record of raping and torturing women. It seems like this entire Canadian election was one big “Fuck you, women.”
What say you, readers? Should people who go to great lengths to join ISIS and who engage in God knows what kind of horrible acts on its behalf be allowed to come back and resume the citizenship of the countries they abandoned in favor of ISIS?

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