The Inconvenient Allah

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Clarissa

November 14, 2015

This Jihadi John fellow, the Daesh terrorist killed the other day by a drone, was taken off a plane a few years ago, drunk as a skunk.

These creeps are less Muslim than I am because I don’t even drink these days. Everything they claim to do for Allah is what they want to do for themselves. And whenever Allah becomes inconvenient, they push him to the side.

The Prophet told them to kill French concert goers, yeah, right. And St Teresa of Avila told me to stuff my face with half a cow at the local steak joint the other day.

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9 responses to “The Inconvenient Allah”

Dreidel

November 14, 2015

So are you going to watch the Democratic debate tonight?

I’m actually going to watch it, because the focus of the debate questions has now been changed (over the very strong objections of Sanders’ team) to foreign policy. We’ll see how Hillary defends her record…

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1. Clarissa
  
  November 14, 2015
  
  Tonight? ?? It’s tonight? ?? Fuck, I had no idea.
  
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  1. Dreidel
    
    November 14, 2015
    
    Hah, remember when I told you a while back that nobody would watch the Dem dates on a Saturday night? 🙂 It’s even in competition with a televised football game!
    
    It starts in one hour on the CBS broadcast channel.
    
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    1. Clarissa
      
      November 14, 2015
      
      What kind of idiots debate on Saturday when even the most politicized viewers are occupied with their personal lives.
      
      I hope there is a rerun.
      
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      1. Dreidel
        
        November 14, 2015
        
        Debbie Wasserman Schultz deliberately scheduled as few Dem debates as possible and then hid them away in weekend slots — she’s in the bag for Hillary, who hates debates.
        
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      2. Shakti
        
        November 14, 2015
        
        Weirdly, Fox Business had a rerun of the last Republican debate scheduled but coverage of the Paris bombings preempted it.
        I’m DVRing it.
        
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David P. Bellamy

November 15, 2015

“And St Teresa of Avila told me to stuff my face with half a cow at the local steak joint the other day.”

She told me she was going to tell you that, but I did not believe her. I should have known she would keep her word!

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1. Clarissa
  
  November 15, 2015
  
  She is a very reliable saint. 🙂
  
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Jones

November 17, 2015

No no, I shall establish a Caliphate of Jones, in which all dietary laws are held in abeyance until the coming of the Grand Dessert …

Those who are willing to relocate to my Caliphate may stuff their faces at their leisure. 🙂

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