The Inconvenient Allah

This Jihadi John fellow, the Daesh terrorist killed the other day by a drone, was taken off a plane a few years ago, drunk as a skunk.

These creeps are less Muslim than I am because I don’t even drink these days. Everything they claim to do for Allah is what they want to do for themselves. And whenever Allah becomes inconvenient, they push him to the side.

The Prophet told them to kill French concert goers, yeah, right. And St Teresa of Avila told me to stuff my face with half a cow at the local steak joint the other day. 

9 thoughts on “The Inconvenient Allah

  1. So are you going to watch the Democratic debate tonight?

    I’m actually going to watch it, because the focus of the debate questions has now been changed (over the very strong objections of Sanders’ team) to foreign policy. We’ll see how Hillary defends her record…

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      1. Hah, remember when I told you a while back that nobody would watch the Dem dates on a Saturday night? 🙂 It’s even in competition with a televised football game!

        It starts in one hour on the CBS broadcast channel.

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          1. Debbie Wasserman Schultz deliberately scheduled as few Dem debates as possible and then hid them away in weekend slots — she’s in the bag for Hillary, who hates debates.

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          2. Weirdly, Fox Business had a rerun of the last Republican debate scheduled but coverage of the Paris bombings preempted it.
            I’m DVRing it.

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  2. “And St Teresa of Avila told me to stuff my face with half a cow at the local steak joint the other day.”

    She told me she was going to tell you that, but I did not believe her. I should have known she would keep her word!

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  3. No no, I shall establish a Caliphate of Jones, in which all dietary laws are held in abeyance until the coming of the Grand Dessert …

    Those who are willing to relocate to my Caliphate may stuff their faces at their leisure. 🙂

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