Yale Protest Brings Results

Yale protests have culminated in the administration allocating $50,000,000 to. . . expanding the administration. For comparison’s sake, this amount would suffice to fund 100% for half a century my entire department that teaches seven different languages.

Yale Corporation is incredibly rich, so who cares if it blows this amount on expanding its bureaucracy? The problem is that once the tradition sets in of having all of these endless inclusion centers and diversity seminars, everybody begins to be forced into the same administrative patterns. And university like mine already has to treasure every 5 bucks it has (literally!). Taking away even more resources from actual education can be ruinous. 

What’s annoying is that once again black students who are in actual need of the education we provide will be short-changed to make a bunch of rich kids at Yale feel important.

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  1. Must read, must know for the younger generation – if you haven’t discovered them:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkinson%27s_law

    http://www.economist.com/node/14116121 — etc.

    There are more laws describing bureaucracies
    Parkinson’s law of triviality
    Hofstadter’s law
    Jevons paradox
    List of eponymous laws
    Peter Principle
    Snackwell effect
    Student syndrome
    Time management
    Time to completion
    Murphy’s law
    Induced demand

    But it really is in vain to study this – because you can never beat bureaucracies –
    – it’s like wrestling with a giant snail or slug.
    Fiction:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Red_Room_(Strindberg_novel)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblomov

    Humor:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Men_from_the_Ministry
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yes_Minister
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_(U.S.TV_series)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office
    (UK_TV_series)
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Office_(1995_TV_series)

    “/—/ two motive forces. They can be represented for the present purpose by two almost axiomatic statements, thus:
    Factor I.—An official wants to multiply subordinates, not rivals; and
    Factor II.—Officials make work for each other.
    We must now examine these motive forces in turn.

    The Law of Multiplication of Subordinates
    To comprehend Factor I, we must picture a civil servant called A who finds himself overworked. Whether this overwork is real or imaginary is immaterial; but we should observe, in passing, that A’s sensation (or illusion) might easily result from his own decreasing energy—a normal symptom of middle-age. For this real or imagined overwork there are, broadly speaking, three possible remedies
    (1) He may resign.
    (2) He may ask to halve the work with a colleague called B.
    (3) He may demand the assistance of two subordinates, to be called C and D.
    There is probably no instance in civil service history of A choosing any but the third alternative. By resignation he would lose his pension rights. By having B appointed, on his own level in the hierarchy, he would merely bring in a rival for promotion to W’s vacancy when W (at long last) retires. So A would rather have C and D, junior men, below him. They will add to his consequence; and, by dividing the work into two categories, as between C and D, he will have the merit of being the only man who comprehends them both. /—/”
    http://www.economist.com/node/14116121

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    1. I would add Power! by Michael Korda as a great resource for understanding how workplaces/bureaucracies function.

      He’s supposedly distanced himself from it (it was a joke! let’s laugh at my funny joke!) but I’ve personally seen almost every scenario he describes play itself out multiple times and it’s been a great aid for me in helping me achieve my goal of not being bothered by others’ bullshit at work (ie. how to stay out of the scrum and still do okay).

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