19:34 – Reince Priebus is not even remotely managing to live up to the hypnotic beauty of his first and last name. What a waste of a name on such a poodle-like fellow.
19:44 – I would look sensational in Fiorina’s suit. What a stunning piece of clothing.
19:46 – during the anthem, everybody held their hand to their heart except for Cruz who was grabbing his wallet.
19:48 – when asked to introduce himself, Rand Paul immediately started attacking others.
19:51 – Kasich is being reasonable once again. And Christie is fear-mongering pathetically. The extreme anxiety he keeps talking about doesn’t seem to have spoiled his appetite.
19:53 – Fiorina’s cross is so enormous and flashy that it’s embarrassing.
19:59 – if I were still a drinking person, I could play a shots game with the phrase “radical Islamic terrorism.”
20:01 – Trump brings up cell phones with ISIS flags pouring across the border. What’s that even about? I like Bush’s line about Trump being a chaos candidate.
20:06 – enough with the “radical Islamic terrorism”! Boring!!!
20:18 – why is everybody piling on poor little Rubio all of a sudden?
20:36 – Trump has been completely marginalized in this debate.
20:41 – Carson was asked the stupidest question and gave the stupidest answer.
20:46 – no, Trump never heard of the Geneva convention. Why would he, he’s not even an actual politician!
20:57 – Cruz is going all Putinoid in his pro-Assad fervor.
20:58 – Rubio finally brings some reason to the discussion reminding that Gaddafi was removed not by the US but by the people of Libya.
21:14 – why is Rand Paul getting so much air time? He’s an idiot, everything he says is ridiculous.
21:20 – and Carson is a Leninist with his citizen – statesman theory. But he said something smart about Putin, wow.
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Christie: “Fathers to go work and mothers drop the kids to school.”
Fiorina’s statement was flat out pathetic. This is not a group therapy session for fucks sake!
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Rubio: “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m freee!”
Cruz: “Barack Obama is afraid to say radical Islamic terrorism. He thinks it’s like summoning Beetlejuice”
Carson: “Let’s pause for a moment to remember the victims” 1 second. “I’m also a cancer surgeon”
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Jeb: Our economy is underwater.
What??!
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Rubio making constant references to his childhood does not do him any favors in the gravitas department.
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So true. First , it was Mommy , now it’s grandpa.
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Trump: I’m going to build a wall. Also we’re building a dam. America is leaky.
Trilogy: The Kurds will help us, they’re the greatest fighters. (We’ll just abandon them when it’s inconvenient).
Trump: I’m not unhinged. I have the classiest hinges. Trilogy is a loser.
Trilogy: Lawyers! We need to engage with Muslims abroad by letting them into the country to fight Isis!
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Cruz: The terrorists are like Rumpelstiltskin. Once we find out their true name they will lose all of their power. Also confusing Venn diagram comparing horse thieves, Democrats, good Muslims, and bad Muslims.
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Fiorina said something garbled and confusing about Snapchat. Is she being paid for product placement?
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I think she wanted to make some point about business stopping terrorism. Really she should have linked Snapchat and “jihadist honeypots”, it was a missed opportunity.
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Seriously, one of Cruz’s eyes is a full inch lower than the other.
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He’s so freaky looking.
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Cruz, Rubio: the NSA phone call program
Rand Paul: Rubio is just like Schumer! He wants open borders. crowd shrieks
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Carson should stick to his brilliant strategy of calling for a moment of silence whenever he’s asked a question. Any moment of silence from him is a win for his camp.
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https://twitter.com/Max_Fisher/status/676947617377607680
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Fiorina: “The government is woefully behind in technology compared to the private sector.”
This is so ignorant. The technology that DARPA and NSA and all these agencies employ is fucking light years ahead of anything private sector does.
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Trump: Shut down the internet! Stop terrorists from using our router and leaching our bandwidth! I don’t know, get Kim Kardashian to break it. She’s good at it.
Kasich: We have to penetrate these people
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What is this insanity about shutting down “our” internet?
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Wow, it’s a Cruz and Rubio show. Trump completely sidelined so far (which is a good thing for him, tbh).
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Exactly. Trump must be fuming without the attention.
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Cruz is for pinpoint carpet bombing.
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Target the bad guys! Why hasn’t nobody thought of this military strategy before?
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..has..
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Commercial: The brave heartwarming story of a woman and her magical mop on QVC!
Coupon app!
More fracking! More fracking!
Heartwarming patriotic montage. House of Cards!
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Cruz: blows kisses to Netanyahu Moderate rebels are purple unicorns.
Trump actually had to shut up for a second. “The middle east is a mess. Let’s talk about infrastructure.”
Fiorina: Obama said that. goes into HRC’s failures
Trump: I said ‘take the oil first!”
Carson: We need O2 right now… (When’s he going to pass out again?)
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Cruz makes such a meal of Netanyahu agreeing with him but forgets to mention that so does Putin!
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Fiorina’s audition as attack-dog VP candidate is going very well.
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Kasich is talking about punching people in the nose. He’s not believable.
Fiorina I’m not going to talk to Putin.
Paul: Christie is going to start WWIII if he gets a no-fly zone. This idiot shuts down bridges
Christie: Obama is not standing up to Putin.
Trilogy: I’m a Commander in Chief, not an agitator in chief.
Trump: Let me talk about how everyone was talking about me.
Trilogy/Trump: pissed crosstalk. “You’re never gonna be president now!”
Carson: Civilian control of the military, m’fkers. Talk less, smile more, do more, assholes. I build stuff, I lead things.
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Trump bombed tonight.
Of course, this means he’s going to rise even higher in the polls tomorrow.
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All of this is so far outside his intellectual capacities. He can’t even follow what people are on about. Not that anybody is a huge intellectual on the stage, but Trump can’t even rise to this level.
But are people noticing? Did anyone notice that Trump doesn’t even know what the Geneva convention is? Or what the Internet is, for that matter?
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Nor does he know what the nuclear Triad is.
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You know, all of these people are talking about the danger of the Internet and hacking and nobody seems to understand more than your average 8th grader. The OPM hack is a serious deal with potentially far reaching implications.
Everyone is far more comfortable talking about the nuclear arsenal.
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It’s an Ignoramus-palooza on stage today.
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Carson called Priebus “Pubis.” Very Freudian.
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Say its name is not a talisman.
I’m not really convinced of their terrorist protection powers, tbh.
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Did Carson just say ‘Reince Pubis’ instead of Reince Priebus??
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Yes, he did! 🙂 Freud rules.
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Commercials:
Numbers USA employs Barbara Jordan to make its arguments from 1995.
Swartzenegger promotes a military game with vampires.
Kathy Griffin mugs for some CNN program.
Paul: No greater threat than our debt!
Kasich: I know Ohio. You can’t win without Ohio. Ohio is part of the group of the US.
Christie: My 9/11 memory. I kept our nation safe.
Fiorina: I implemented transational security measures for HP. To protect our country we must beat Hillary first.
Trilogy: zzt.
Rubio: A new American Century.
Cruz: Qualities. We can and will win again. I am just like Reagan but with radical Islamic terrorists.
Carson: My passport is full of stamps. There’s no place like home.
Trump:Our country is losing. If you elect me I’m gonna be like Mike Ditka.
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