Laws of Romantic Engagement

Gloria Steinem is now apologizing for the unintelligent statement she made about young women supporting Bernie to make young men like them. The statement is not only taken straight from the 1940s but is also also very ignorant of the basic laws of romantic engagement.

If you are young and want a particular person to like you, don’t agree with them! To the contrary, find something they care about and express a contrary opinion in a tired voice and prefacing it with, “As we all know. . .” And then behave as if the issue were so clear that it required no further discussion. Even 11 – year-olds today know that this is a winning strategy.

Of course, people who are older dispense with these youthful tricks because they know that a partner who requires effort is not worth it. The only partner who makes sense is the one who needs no convincing, persuading or purposeful attempts to attract.

15 thoughts on “Laws of Romantic Engagement

        1. Gentlemen prefer blondes! But they marry brunettes!

          Or, as people in my culture still say, the toilet is a woman’s true face. (Meaning that if your toilet is not shiny clean, you have failed as a woman.)

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            1. Well, in my country women don’t go out to buy a sack of potatoes before applying makeup, doing their hair and decking themselves out in a kilo of costume jewelry and high heels. It took me years to get used to popping out to the corner store without all this hassle.

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  1. You all sound like a bunch of old fogeys. 🙂 There are genuine, worthwhile attributes of youth that don’t survive into old age, and those attributes were treasures while they lasted — made the trip from toddler to old man worth it at every stage along the way.

    Cut the kids some slack –it’s not their fault they’re so inexperienced and naive. The smart one will outgrown that. (The dumbs ones will grow up to be socialists.)

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  2. Sheesh: learly Steinem has never been to a meeting of a local Bernie cell. My teen has, and if she were in it for the booty, she’d have quit long ago. There are easier ways to meet guys and better ways to find guys you’d actually want to hang out with. The “Berniebro” stereotype is not entirely inaccurate.

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    1. “There are easier ways to meet guys and better ways to find guys you’d actually want to hang out with. ”

      • Exactly. Nobody is that desperate in this day and age.

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