Panama papers will be bad for Clinton, pundits say. I’m not surprised because whenever a bear farts in the woods near Magadan, that’s bad for Clinton. And whenever a llama grazes in the Andes, that’s disastrous for Clinton, too. And whenever the bear doesn’t fart and the llama doesn’t graze, that’s truly damaging for Clinton. Because everything is. People will find reasons to hate her no matter what does or doesn’t happen. Alongside with the certainty of death and taxes, there is the certainty of a profound collective need to hate successful, accomplished women.
As for the Panama papers, I’d be careful with them for now because it’s still not clear who released them and for what purpose. But all the existing versions of who did this info dump are not encouraging.

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