We Are Fucked

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Clarissa

May 5, 2016

I spent 6 hours offline, and in the meanwhile the Internet exploded with posts, articles and long screeds about an entirely trivial tweet of Trump eating tacos. The fellow can’t fart without an army of journalists finding profound meaning in this act.

He eats tacos! What can that possibly mean? What are the profound philosophical ramifications of his taco eating?

Hillary’s thought out and detailed policy positions cannot compete. Nobody cares about them as long as they can over analyze Trump’s lunch.

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11 responses to “We Are Fucked”

adrianaurelien

May 6, 2016

People like fun little pictures with short, easily digestible messages. I’m considering making pictures/infographics with short pro Hillary messages to appeal to the picture lovers.

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aaronclarey

May 6, 2016

Now now Clarissa, just take it easy. It’s the media’s fault. Don’t get wrapped up in it personally.

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Shakti

May 6, 2016

He’s trolling everyone. And it was Cinco de Mayo

Randomly:

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NG

May 6, 2016

Forget complex policy statements. All Trump has to do is eat a taco on Cinco de Mayo and all is forgiven for his Iowa campaign comment about “deporting the little Taco Bell dog and all of his burritos back to Mexico.” This is part of the traditional campaign ruse of appealing to your base during the primaries and pivoting to a more centrist position in the general election. We’re in the post literate era now where the Low Information Voters suffer from hypocognition.

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sth_txs

May 6, 2016

As an educated white male, Hildebeast has nothing to offer a man of my intellect and abilities. I don’t think Trump walks on water and I would have preferred a more libertarian minded candidate. I just love it he is making all the right people angry. Obama is a dope smoking bathhouse boy metrosexual, so it is about time to have a man in the White House.

Those who support the Hildebeast on her gun views alone do not have a life or property worth keeping around. She is an ugly c__nt just like most of her female supporters. She also hates white males, so all Trump has to do is play her comments on putting coal miners out of work and her desire to give free stuff to illegals.

Maybe Clarissa should find another country to pollute. Women with feminists views are of no value to humanity. Too bad Clarissa has never had a real job for any length of time.

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1. Clarissa
  
  May 6, 2016
  
  Yes, you are a loser, we got it. No need to waste so much space proving it.
  
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2. Evelina Anville
  
  May 6, 2016
  
  I find it hilarious that you call yourself “educated.” Come on.
  
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  1. Evelina Anville
    
    May 6, 2016
    
    (The above comment was directed towards sth_txs– not Clarissa.)
    
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  2. tired old hag
    
    May 6, 2016
    
    Actually he called “Hildebeast” an educated white male, according to the syntax of his first sentence. But I doubt that’s what he meant, so maybe he should take a remedial writing course before attempting to opine further.
    
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    1. Clarissa
      
      May 6, 2016
      
      Such people discredit their own candidate so badly that nobody else needs to do anything else to discredit him. And the worst part is that they are not even noticing what a horrible impression they are making.
      
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NG

May 7, 2016

Re: Sw_Txs, this info graphic is instructional:

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