Ryan’s Agony

The agonized writhing of Paul Ryan who finally endorsed Trump only to be smacked in the face with “my African American” and “the judge, we believe, is Mexican” is delicious to observe. The fellow has, for some bizarre reason, been given an entirely undeserved reputation of a decent person and is tortured by sad, failed attempts to live up to it. As a result, he constantly looks like somebody suffering from an enormous intestinal tapeworm.

4 thoughts on “Ryan’s Agony

  1. That this motherfucker is considered some sort of a ‘wonk’ in the republican party should be a source of embarrassment to them. Just kidding, they’re shameless idiots!

    http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2016/04/yah-okay-ill-have-my-girl-send-you-over-a-copy-then

    “In January 2014, Ryan promised he would develop a Republican plan that year. By March, the Washington Post was reporting the unveiling of this plan as a fait accomplit…

    The plan never came. In April of that year, it was still in development but due to come out extremely soon.

    The next year, Ryan renewed his commitment to reveal his plan very, very soon. In February, 2015, Ryan announced the plan would be out by the end of March. By the end of March, there was still no plan, but Ryan did declare that Republicans “must have a plan to replace Obamacare by late June.” June came and went, and summer turned to fall, and fall to winter. By December 2015, Ryan proclaimed the need for a Republican plan “urgent.””

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    “I fully intend to put forward a replacement for Obamacare, really” is not even a complicated scam. It’s the most obvious and pathetic one: “my check’s on the mail” and “my Audi’s in the shop” from a man who has never made a payment on his loan and has been driving a ’93 Geo Metro since you met him six months ago. But it’s an iron law among a certain kind of journalist that there must be a Serious, Moderate Major Republican, and when the competition is the likes of Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Paul Ryan gets the gig purely by default.

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  2. Since when did Ryan have the reputation of a decent person?

    From 2013: zombie eyed granny starver
    Do you not remember his Potemkin soup kitchen photo op?

    Trump’s speeches serve him well. As Speaker of the House, he would love another crack at dismantling Social Security. He is very likely to keep his seat. If the plebes are all hot and bothered and distracted by those Mexicans and African Americans, they won’t mind so much when he siphons their best retirement funds dry. So he fake writhes in fake agonies over Trump’s speeches. :/

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