Vine saw that I bought a solid food processor and 6-month outfits for Klara and decided it’s time for me to get pregnant again. So now it’s insistently offering me ovulation kits. It’s like, “Are you aware of how old you are, lady? Keep squeezing them out for there is no time to waste.”
I wish it had at least offered me some sexy underwear in between a breast pump and an ovulation kit.
Maybe I should agree to the kit because I’ve never experienced anything with better contraceptive qualities than these kits.
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