The problem with whiny little boys is that they exist not only in songs but everywhere else. Right now, they are moaning all over my blogroll about Hillary’s plan to relieve the college debt burden of young entrepreneurs. First of all, eww, entrepreneurs. They are so disgusting. What, they actually want to make something happen and create some jobs instead of writing interminable screeds on how “we can’t have nice things” because the world is too evil and confusing? Those jerks.
Besides, Hillary’s plan is pedestrian and incrementalist. So totally unlike Bernie’s grand vision of micromanaging from the White House the way professors at public colleges organize their offices. That plan would have totally changed the world, ended global warming and achieved global peace. Because that’s what a real political revolution looks like. And that’s what boring old fogeys like that Hillary with her tweaking of unimportant details like somebody’s annoying college debt will never understand.
No, real revolutionaries don’t care about such trivial, little concerns as somebody’s capacity to work and succeed. They are all about planetary visions and great transformations that will happen the moment we institute the office of diversity on every campus. That will immediately make college free and nobody will need to worry about debt because there will be plenty of “nice things” for everybody all the time.
And ice-cream.
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