We asked our job candidate how she handles discipline issues in the classroom. This summer she’s been teaching East St Louis high schoolers, so discipline issues were unavoidable.
She said that when she wanted the students to pipe down or take off their headphones, she would say, “Silence, please!” or “Please remove the headphones” but not in her regular voice. She’d say it in all kinds of weird, funny voices. (Like the way I say “phau-t-hay-toes” to make Klara laugh.) And this is when I knew that she was a real teacher.
The only way to have authority in the classroom is to relinquish it. It’s like a boomerang: let it go and it will come back to you. A real teacher isn’t afraid of looking silly, saying “I have no idea”, and singing in a horribly off-key voice to make students laugh (like I sometimes do.) Students see that you are comfortable and relax. And when they are not anxious, they don’t need to act out.
It’s always the teachers who fight for power that have the worst discipline issues. All of these “Hand in the essay a minute after 5 pm and I’ll take off 10%!”, “Each instance of tardiness reduces your attendance grade!”, etc are completely counterproductive.

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