Russian authorities banned P🚫rnHub and other p🚫rn sites. Instead, they suggest, people should, and I quote, “meet somebody in real life.”
This is confusing because last week the same authorities appointed to the post of the National Advocate for Children’s Rights a woman who believes that every sex partner a woman has leaves a trace of himself on her uterus causing her eventual children to have DNA traces from all her partners. Leaving aside the issue of how well-endowed this lady’s partners have been to reach all the way into the uterus and the issue of whether, according to this theory, a woman who uses vibrators can expect to give birth to broods of tiny vibrators, one wonders how the “meet somebody for sex in RL” and “beware the uterine memory” theories that are simultaneously advanced by the Russian government can coexist.
And this is the country whose leadership we are invited to admire.
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“Beware the uterine memory” — awesomely pithy!
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People on Russian Facebook are creating veritable works of art dedicated to the awesome, remembering uterus.
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That’s so… Jungian or Freudian. Not sure which.
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\one wonders how the “meet somebody for sex in RL” and “beware the uterine memory” theories that are simultaneously advanced by the Russian government can coexist.
What it a rhetorical question? Of course, “meet somebody in RL” implies in their minds “for purposes of serious relationship.”
After the person (supposedly) stops to be a loser who spends too much time on sites unhelpful to getting married, he may go on dating sites and fall in love.
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I was being facetious. These people can only be ridiculed.
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