Yesterday we had our healthy American Christmas meal, after which I woke up 2 lbs lighter (in the spirit of full disclosure, I’m on BP medication that I call “my diet pill” because it’s making me lose weight like crazy. We all know I hate medication but I’m now addicted to the childish wonder of seeing this pill work. So I’m giving it one more month).
On New Year’s we will have our extraordinarily unhealthy Soviet meal that will represent a barbaric mix of everything salted, pickled, cured and processed, doused in enormous quantities of mayonnaise and smothered in caviar. But it’s a once-a-year indulgence, so it can’t be that bad.
For Christmas I had:
Coffee; Donuts; Melted Cheese Sandwich; Shredded Wheat with Orange Juice
Chef Boyardee Spaghetti and Meatballs; Canned Peas; Wheat Bread
Peanuts; Labatt Blue Beer
…and for New Year’s Eve and New Year’s Day: more of the same.
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