Status

I just got an offer for a Mastercard with a $995 annual fee that’s “bathed in 24K gold to reflect your status.”

Did I fall asleep and wake up in fucking Russia?

7 thoughts on “Status

  1. Let’s see, celebration of gold, and opportunities to get into debt. Um, could be Russia but could also be Donaldik Fredoyovich Trump….

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    1. “Yet they are touted as special.”

      Sorry Countess! I guess you’re used to everything being gold plated. Maybe diamond encrusted would meet your definition of “special”…

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