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I just got an offer for a Mastercard with a $995 annual fee that’s “bathed in 24K gold to reflect your status.”

Did I fall asleep and wake up in fucking Russia?

7 responses to “Status”

  1. Vic Crain Avatar
    Vic Crain

    That’s quite possible. And that ties in nicely with your other post about the two Big Brothers.

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  2. Alex Avatar
    Alex

    Let’s see, celebration of gold, and opportunities to get into debt. Um, could be Russia but could also be Donaldik Fredoyovich Trump….

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  3. David Gendron Avatar
    David Gendron

    You’re in Russia since last November.

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  4. Z Avatar
    Z

    Amazing. And the benefits this card offers are not greater than those of a regular card. Yet they are touted as special.

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    1. cliff arroyo Avatar
      cliff arroyo

      “Yet they are touted as special.”

      Sorry Countess! I guess you’re used to everything being gold plated. Maybe diamond encrusted would meet your definition of “special”…

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      1. Z Avatar
        Z

        For $995 I think you could get something in solid gold!

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        1. Clarissa Avatar
          Clarissa

          In a few years with this card one could spend in fees enough money for a gold plated toilet. That would really communicate my status.

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