I just got an offer for a Mastercard with a $995 annual fee that’s “bathed in 24K gold to reflect your status.”
Did I fall asleep and wake up in fucking Russia?
That’s quite possible. And that ties in nicely with your other post about the two Big Brothers.
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Let’s see, celebration of gold, and opportunities to get into debt. Um, could be Russia but could also be Donaldik Fredoyovich Trump….
You’re in Russia since last November.
Amazing. And the benefits this card offers are not greater than those of a regular card. Yet they are touted as special.
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“Yet they are touted as special.”
Sorry Countess! I guess you’re used to everything being gold plated. Maybe diamond encrusted would meet your definition of “special”…
For $995 I think you could get something in solid gold!
In a few years with this card one could spend in fees enough money for a gold plated toilet. That would really communicate my status.
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