Dirty vs Clean
A little boy noticed that some of the kids playing in his street are very clean and neat while others are super mussed up and dirty.
“Grandma, why are these other kids so dirty?” he asked.
“Because they are Russian,” Grandma said.
“Then who are we?” asked the neat little boy.
“We are Jewish.”
According to this classification, our Klara is very Russian. By the end of the day, her outfit bears evidence of a day spent running, grabbing, crawling, playing, trying to feed herself, and exploring the texture of every object she comes across.