Good Shape

I honestly don’t understand what is the problem with one old person telling another old person “You are in such good shape.” I’m already at the age when people share their blood sugar and blood pressure readings the second they meet because that’s all they care about any longer. In 30 years, that will be all I’ll want to talk about. 

16 responses to “Good Shape”

  1. Shakti Avatar
    Shakti

    I’m already at the age when people share their blood sugar and blood pressure readings the second they meet because that’s all they care about any longer.

    I need to get out more. I thought people shared their fitbit readings and workout stats, if they share such things. My brother will post his cardio stats. That’s how I know he runs 6 miles/ hr.

    “I ran a half marathon! I did the ice bucket challenge! I lost 40 lb! I grew my hair to donate it to make wigs for children!”-my peers.

    None of my peers are going on about their bp and blood sugar readings.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Then you are clearly in a better shape not only than Macron’s old lady but than me. 😁😁😁

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  2. xykademiqz Avatar

    Oh yeah, the running marathons/5k/doing iron man/sharing fitbit readings are ubiquitous.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Life is passing me by. I only heard the song Despacito for the first time yesterday. And even my 18-month-old nephew knows it.

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      1. Shakti Avatar
        Shakti

        You don’t listen to FM radio even in passing. 🙂 Are you referring to the one with or without Justin Bieber?

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          There’s Justin Bieber in it? Gosh, then I’m better off without it.

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          1. Tal Hartsfeld Avatar
            Tal Hartsfeld

            I hope whatever your personal situation in the future may be, it doesn’t rob you of your uncanny aptitude for observation and analysis of news stories and current social climate.


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  3. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    I sort of agree, but it’s all in the tone and body language. A creep can make a simple ‘hello’ into something sleazy, while nice, well-socialized people can hug you and it seems like the most natural thing in the world.

    I can’t be bothered to see the Trump video. This is more of a general comment.

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    1. David Gendron Avatar

      He likes to fuck young women, so he’s surprised that a old hag like her is so fuckable.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        Come on, she’s a total scarecrow.

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        1. David Gendron Avatar

          Or maybe he just wanted to humiliate his prostitute, err….wife!

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  4. David Gendron Avatar

    I disagree with this one, Trump wants to bang her. But I agree with your last post, though.

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    1. David Gendron Avatar

      Almost nobody else would say something like that in this situation, but since he would want to bang Ivanka if she was not his daughter…

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      1. David Gendron Avatar

        Also, since he likes to grab women’s pussies without asking…

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  5. Tal Hartsfeld Avatar
    Tal Hartsfeld

    Hopefully you’ll always have more to talk about , no matter how old you get.
    May you never lose your uncanny aptitude for insight and analysis of news stories and the current social climate.


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