One of the things I bought at the Dominican supermarket is called “Russian salad.” I buy these Russian salads everywhere I go because I’m curious how other cultures see Russianness. 

The salad turned out to be a light version of what we call “herring in a fur coat” or simply “the fur coat.” It was quite good although they should have cooked the beets for at least another hour. When I make this fur coat, you crawl away from the table because it’s so hard-core. And the Dominican version is what the fur coat is when you are extremely health conscious.

25 responses to “The Dominican Fur Coat”

  1. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    If you’re missing out on news at home, here’s a real doozy. Republicans lol.

    https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/928751289365876736

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      God, what a creep. I wonder if there are people who will actually donate after this pathetic, ridiculous letter.

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      1. Shakti Avatar
        Shakti

        I’m worried people are still going to vote for this pedophile with an (R) after his name into a US Senate seat over Doug Jones who persecuted KKK members who orchestrated a church bombing.

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          Hey, pedophilia is not something people in this country embrace. Kevin Spacey went down like a sack of rotting cabbage, and he’s a movie star with even a bit of talent.

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          1. Clarissa Avatar

            “With less than a month until Alabama’s special election for U.S. Senate, political experts say national Democrats are deploying a unique strategy to support their nominee, Doug Jones: They are staying away.”

            Well, what are you going to do with these losers.

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          2. Shakti Avatar
            Shakti

            Let’s hope you’re right. I hate to be so cynical.

            Alabama doesn’t permit early voting. It may depress Republican turnout. As for people getting to the polls to vote for a Democrat?
            Voter suppression may be in effect because…Alabama. The previous governor’s mistress tried to close down DMVs in primarily black counties because 1) black voters tend to vote for Democrats, 2) voters need ID to vote in Alabama and the 3)most common ID used is the driver’s license. Alabama is a REAL ID compliant state which means you have to have proof of citizenship, your social security card and two pieces of specified mail from your address. You can’t do this online, you need to actually go to the DMV.

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            1. Clarissa Avatar

              One has got to be a dickhead of massive proportions to vote for this crazy loon even without the pedophilia. He’s completely nutso. But now – it’s just evil to support him.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Forget Joseph. The holy Spirit that impregnated her was 3,000 years old at that time. And that’s a real age difference.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Are you surprised he turned out to be such a great father?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Why should Hillary make statements on Weinstein or anybody else? She’s not in office, she’s not running for anything.

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      1. cliff arroyo Avatar

        “she’s not running for anything”

        I’m. Not. So. Sure……

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        1. Clarissa Avatar

          You so like messing with me, eh?

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          1. Stringer Bell Avatar
            Stringer Bell

            He desperately wants her to run so he can continue hating her (and women, and liberals).

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            1. cliff arroyo Avatar

              “He”

              How DARE you presume my pronouns!!!!! (I am deeply hurt and offended by this and no apology will ever be enough).

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              1. Stringer Bell Avatar
                Stringer Bell

                Man, as a liberal, the only safe space I would demand is one free of overplayed dad-jokes. They should play tapes of conservatives being funny at those CIA black sites.

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              2. Dreidel Avatar
                Dreidel

                Ah, Cliff, you have to understand the nature of some (okay, one) of your antagonistic bloggers here on Clarissa’s website. He appears to be quite jealous — not of your pronouns — but of your new avatar.

                He knows that, unlike you, he’d be laughed off this comments page if he ever presumed to post a horse’s face as his representative image.

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              3. Clarissa Avatar

                Dreidel, you love SB so much that I’m beginning to get jealous.

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          2. Dreidel Avatar
            Dreidel

            “You so like messing with me, eh?”

            Hillary has recently hinted (on television with Bill Maher) that she might consider running again.

            Of course if she does, she’ll have to compete in the primary with her fellow geriatrics Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren, along with all the minority candidates that the new far-left Democratic Party will want in the race!

            And yes, I enjoy messing with you! 🙂

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  2. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Salt of the earth, Real Americans (TM). Tell me again why, come election time, both parties pander to these savages.

    https://twitter.com/IanSams/status/929095531485376513

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  3. ojalathreads Avatar

    As a child I was fascinated by the ensalada Russa. I remember asking my mom where the name came from, and feeling like an idiot when she said “it is red, things are really red in Russia”. Years later I finally understood what she meant by red…


    https://polldaddy.com/js/rating/rating.js

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Hilarious. :-)))))

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