Male Ballerinas

Oh, the sweet gains of progress! With a bunch of expensive surgeries and a team if weight-loss specialists, men can now push women out of jobs in ballet. And this is great because, as we discussed in the Individuals posts, the most important thing is to assert human triumph over nature. This is the idea that lies in the origins of capitalism, and we have to pray at that altar constantly.

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  1. Curious. I wonder whether women will be similarly be able to replace men as ballet dancers. The big tradeoff seems to be between extension and elevation.

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