“So, you allege that the vaccination certificate you uploaded to our app is yours?” a Canadian border agent asked my sister.
“It is mine,” she said. “See, it has my name and all the information.”
“Yeah? Then how do you explain the fact that the person holding the certificate in this picture has green fingernails while yours are blue?” asked the agent triumphantly. “We are trained to notice such things, you know.”
The poor schmuck must think that women are born with colorful fingernails that stay that way forever.