In an unguarded moment of incredible stupidity, I had two cups of coffee instead of one and now I’m having a panic attack. Gone are the days when I could guzzle coffee by the pot and booze by the barrel. Now two cups of coffee make me an invalid.
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Aren’t you supposed to take a Xanax or something when this happens? You’re in America now.
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I am sorry for your panic attack. I have caffeine sensitivity. I was recently “poisoned” by Smoothie King. They add shots of caffeine to certain smoothies. They don’t list it on the ingredients but I knew when I got a panic attack. It was on the website: 250ml in a smoothie! I wrote a strongly worded email and they sent me 2 coupons for free smoothies. As if I would ever trust them again!
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