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Infected by Politics

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New York has become completely pro-Trump in the past month. Their COVID infection rates are double Florida’s, and there can’t be any other explanation than that they have acquired immoral political beliefs, can there?

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  1. methylethyl Avatar
    methylethyl

    You’re probably right. Because it couldn’t possibly be that the vaccines don’t work.

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      random reader

      I think that eventually, we will cycle back to Trump developed the vaccines, that is why they do not work.

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        Clarissa

        Totally. It can’t possibly be that rapidly mutating viruses are notoriously difficult to vaccinate against, as was always known. There has to be a political and moral dimension. Plus, it’s been whole three minutes since we last blamed Trump for something. There’s urgent need of another eruption of popular rage against him.

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          methylethyl

          The dude’s pretty old. When he dies, are we gonna have to have seances to bring him back to say things we can publicly hate on?

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            Tom S

            No, then it will be the fault of DeSantis (or whoever the Republican presidential nominee is).

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