From a conversation with my 5-year-old:

“Ryan seemed a little irritable on the playground today.”

“I wouldn’t say irritable, mommy. He’s irascible, which is different.”

I asked her to explain the difference, and she did so with ease.

6 responses to “Professor’s Child”

  1. David Bellamy Avatar

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    I can vouch that this is he kind of thing ha a professor’s child says, and explains!

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  2. ed Avatar
    ed

    Are you secretly raising a clone?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I’ve spoken to her like this since she was an infant. It’s hilarious when she starts on her “in fact” and “whatsoever.” 🙂

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      1. cliff arroyo Avatar

        “spoken to her like this since she was an infant”

        How long before she starts critiquing your articles?

        “Really, mommy, this argument is really specious, in fact your entire analysis is rather jejune.”

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  3. bluebird of bitterness Avatar

    My eldest daughter loved words. When she was four years old, she heard someone use the word “decade” and she asked me what it meant. After I told her, she said, “So on my birthday, will I be half a decade?”

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    1. Maria Avatar
      Maria

      Half a decade sounds so much better than 5.

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