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Toys’ Medical Records

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In Canada, a teacher brought the Christmas elf toy into the classroom and informed the kids that it’s ok because the elf is fully vaccinated. I wonder how the elf’s colorectal cancer screening went because we need a full medical history of each toy before children can play with it. Is Santa bringing a report from his urologist? Because there’s no place for him under our fully vaccinated and boosted Christmas tree if not.

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  1. Margaret W. Avatar
    Margaret W.

    What is the motivation behind this propaganda? Are they trying to persuade parents through the children? I honestly don’t get it. Are they trying to scare children so they will comply? Or just create a new social norm – so that you don’t fit in if you’re not shot up?

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    1. bluebird of bitterness Avatar
      bluebird of bitterness

      All of the above.

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      1. Clarissa Avatar
        Clarissa

        Then the teacher told children to raise their hands if they’ve been vaccinated (the spell check smartly suggested ‘indoctrinated’). Then my sister barked at the principal who agreed this should stop. At least.

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  2. Chthonic Reducer Avatar
    Chthonic Reducer

    Imaginary creatures benefit greatly from imaginary vaccinations.

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  3. Post Alley Crackpot Avatar
    Post Alley Crackpot

    OMG THE MALE ELF HAS NO BALLS

    Scarred for life. 🙂

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    1. methylethyl Avatar
      methylethyl

      They shrivelled and fell off after he got vaccinated.

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