I’m in a live seminar with Arestovich, and one of the several hundred attendees is a he/him. For the life of me, I can’t figure out what a he/him can possibly want from a seminar where we are in the second hour of discussing the majesty of God.

P.S. We are now drawing a visual representation of the human yearning for God, and the he/him came up with a mix between something vaguely Satanic and a watermelon.

There’s literally nowhere to hide from the he/hims and their Satanic watermelons.

2 responses to “Satanic Watermelons”

  1. el Avatar
    el

    Can atheists participate too in this seminar, or is it mainly for religious people?

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      They can but they get extra homework.

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