You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?
This new blogging app gives writing prompts. This was today’s. My answer is, I’d start my autobiography with the words “Mine is a life plagued by ear infections.”
I think I have an ear infection. Again. This will be the second one in less than a year.
And that’s the reason I won’t write an autobiography because who wants to read about repetitive ear infections?
Mine would start with:
“This is an act of sheer egoism and there is no good reason why anyone should waste their time reading this.” :p
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The second sentence should be, “Instead go read about Clarissa’s ear infections. That stuff really rocks.”
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Ah, play on words! Good one. 🙂
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“Mine is a life plagued by ear infections.”
And not nostalgia for banana yoghurt after all?
My first sentence: “There is no way I’m going to be sharing anything important with you yahoos.”
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