So our administrators are now into manifesting, right? If you live like a rich person and throw money around, you’ll magically become rich. If you refashion the course schedule to adapt it to a record-large Freshman class, that class will materialize.
We actually did cancel a large number of higher-level courses to open up sections upon sections for the extra-big Freshman class we were trying to materialize. Or manifest, whatever.
I know everybody here will be mega shocked but guess what? It didn’t work. Not only didn’t we get more students than ever, our enrollment actually dropped. The administration cooked the books, creating fake numbers but even then there was a large drop. Incomprehensible, I know.
I’m very very embarrassed to work for a school whose leadership believes in this inane voodoo magic. I understand when teenage girls on TikTok play this. But for adult people with jobs to take this seriously is humiliating.

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