There was an attempted armed robbery at a store in town. The robbers were two 20-year-old dudes, one 18-year-old and one 12-year-old kid. A neighbor who was at the store during the robbery said she was shocked to see the gun-wielding 12-year-old because he’s so scrawny she thought he was 8.
Obviously, the dumb bastards are from out of town because the store they decided to hold up is right in front of the police station. They were apprehended immediately.
The robbers were Jewish.
No, not very believable, is it?
They were from India.
Not believable either, eh?
Greeks. They were immigrants from Greece.
Doesn’t work, does it?

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