There was an attempted armed robbery at a store in town. The robbers were two 20-year-old dudes, one 18-year-old and one 12-year-old kid. A neighbor who was at the store during the robbery said she was shocked to see the gun-wielding 12-year-old because he’s so scrawny she thought he was 8.
Obviously, the dumb bastards are from out of town because the store they decided to hold up is right in front of the police station. They were apprehended immediately.
The robbers were Jewish.
No, not very believable, is it?
They were from India.
Not believable either, eh?
Greeks. They were immigrants from Greece.
Doesn’t work, does it?
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You’re not allowed to notice, though. It could have been anybody right?
They were probably Koreans.
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Yes, Korean women and girls. That would be s probable as anything else.
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“They were from India” funny thing is, this would be believable if you were in Vancouver. Though it would probably be second gen immigrants, not people who just arrived from India yesterday
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Where we live even “they were Hispanic” would be puzzling.
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Fascinating.
I am not aware of a rash of crimes committed by “griegos estupidos”.
I shall look forward to more of these unusual reports! 🙂
¯_(ツ)_/¯
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In the UK we have identified them as “MONAs” – Men of No Appearance.
Truly we are throwing away our safety when newspapers are afraid to report the truth.
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