The director of the Secret Service explains the failure of her agency that led to the assassination attempt on Trump as follows:
That building in particular has a sloped roof at its highest point. And so, you know, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, you know, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.
There are truly no words to describe this level of lisping, shameless childishness. A country whose secret service agents are afraid of sloped roofs. We have arrived, America. The home of the brave whose bravery stops at a moderately inconvenient roof.

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