Looking for Support

Ukraine was forced into a terrible prisoner exchange today that benefited not a single Ukrainian.* It’s mega hot. I’m forced to close under-enrolled courses at work. We went to get school supplies but I mistakenly printed out the list for Preschool 3 instead of Grade 3 and noticed it only after filling the cart. My foot is swollen again because of the heat and me running around like a crazy monkey.

If anybody has positive news or funny jokes, please share because I’m running low.

* Obviously, I support the release of Gershkovich and Whelan but the rest of the list are all Russians, and that’s like getting spat in the face. We have children stolen from their families and beaten in captivity. We have POWs being tortured but who cares? But what can we expect from that bastard Jake Sullivan, you know?

Department of Education

Dude is not making the point he thinks he’s making:

I can’t even imagine a bureaucracy this size. It needs to be, if not eliminated, then “rightsized” to about 10% of what it currently is.

Emiko Jean’s Immigrant Novel

Among other things, Emiko Jean’s Mika in Real Life is an immigrant novel. This is as formulaic a genre as it can possibly get. In it, immigrant parents always want their children to be successful and marry somebody from the same immigrant community. The children always see this as a terrible imposition and resist because they want to be free and American, which for some undefined reason always translates into being a lazy layabout who is mega unsuccessful in one’s personal life. One would think America was made so attractive for immigrants by the efforts of infantilized and unattached pothead couch surfers.

Ethnicity and culture are talked up a storm in these books with characters feeling invariably aggrieved that theirs are somehow mysteriously disrespected in America. What culture means to them is limited to a few words in their parents’ language and a few consumer choices. “My adoptive parents never even took me to an ethnic grocery store!” complains a US-born daughter of a Japanese woman and a white man who was adopted by a white couple at birth. The readers are invited to assume that she would have had a mystic experience of heightened ancestry woo-woos in the presence of packaged “ethnic” foods. Since the girl is half-white, one gathers she has white ethnic raptures every time she finds herself in Walmart but that fascinating topic is never explored in the novel.

Jean’s protagonist Mika Suzuki is a faithful rendering of this formula. She feels persecuted by the unquenched racism of white men, yet reacts with horror to her mother’s efforts to introduce her to Japanese dating prospects. At the same time, Mika throws herself at every white dude in existence, and it’s clear that her daughter will take the same path.

Mika’s Japanese parents are portrayed as emotionally stunted, and this is typical of the genre. Overall, immigrant novels do no favors for immigrants, making them look whiny, tedious, and unable to contribute anything beyond a long list of vague grievances.

A New Olympic Sport

Men beating up women for the enjoyment of the public is now an Olympic sport.

Italian athlete Angela Carini had to abandon the boxing ring after 46 seconds of being pummeled by a male boxer.

He didn’t say anything about her, just hit her in the face with all the physical advantage a man has over a woman. We don’t care as much about actions as we do about words, so this will not cause nearly as much outrage as when somebody said something vaguely unpleasant.

We are on track to watching a man kill a woman during a sporting event, and we’ll smile and call him “she” because it’s all about what one says, not what one is or does.