Sarah Gerard is the only daughter of a successful Florida politician. She’s also a writer. Sarah received two college degrees from very pricey colleges.
This year, Sarah released a true crime book where she investigates the 2016 murder of her acquaintance Carolyn Bush. Carolyn was murdered by her roommate who was experiencing a marijuana-induced psychotic break.
“I didn’t know that was a thing,” Sarah chirps excitedly in her book about Carolyn’s murder. “Can it be a thing? I smoked a lot of pot and never had a psychotic break!”
This, ladies and gentlemen, is the intellectual level of our creative elites. The tuition at the college Gerard attended is over $60,000. Per year. And that was before she received a graduate degree and taught at several very prestigious universities. Yet she thinks that if she didn’t have a severe reaction to a substance, this means nobody else can. She goes on for all 350 pages of her book trying to unravel what could have possibly caused this murder. I don’t want to refer to a book about a murder of a young woman as hilarious, so I will say it’s hysterical, uproarious, funny, and highly entertaining. And not because of the author’s extraordinary grasp of logic, as evidenced by her marijuana comment. That’s the least of it.
Stay tuned to find out more about Sarah Gerard’s unintentionally comedic book Carrie Carolyn Coco.


