“Mommy, have you observed that the cost of living is rising?” asks my 8-year-old on the way to school.
“Why? Do you need me to buy something?”
“No, but I do need you to vote for Donald Trump to make sure that this stops happening.”
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Who does she know that’s talking about cost of living??
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I absolutely swear that I never used this phrase in her presence. At this point, I fully expect her to come out with an intelligent discussion of interest rates and monetary policy.
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Do you think she’s found the illicit copy of *Human Action* under your bed and started sneaking looks at it?
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Well, she did tell me she doesn’t need to hear about sex from me because she already read the Encyclopedia of the Human Body. So yes, it’s a strong possibility.
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Your daughter is more informed than the median democratic party voter.
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