Tucker’s Demon

Tucker Carlson discloses that he was attacked by a demon. In his bed. With his wife next to him. While four dogs slept on his bed. The demon mauled him and left claw marks. Tucker started to bleed. Tucker felt pain. Caused by the demon. That attacked him.

https://x.com/eyeslasho/status/1852095174576325089?t=u1NTFE34g9E6kfr6E7Nw-Q&s=19

Well, what did he expect after selling his soul to Putin? Putin is known for being deeply involved in occult practices. You commune with him at your own risk.

8 thoughts on “Tucker’s Demon

  1. “The demon mauled him and left claw marks”

    This is low key hilarious… while my agnosticism (and some personal experience) leaves me open to the existence of malevolent non-physical beings… my bet is…

    one- the dogs accidentally clawed him (they’ve got claws and there are a number of ways they can accidentally make an impression…) they don’t use them agressively like cats do but they can make contact with human skin and human skin usually loses…

    two- kinky encounter with prosti went wrong…. (I mostly doubt this but he seems like the kind to use sex-workers to work through some of his many hang ups).

    three- fight with his wife that got physical and he wants to keep the public image in place and demons sound as good as any other explanation tohim….

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  2. Between this and the bizarre spanking comment, I think the most likely option is that Carlson is suffering from some type of mental illness. I’m not a fan but I hope someone gets him the help he so clearly needs.

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  3. As the resident Christian who trusts what God word says. I suspect he probably is telling the truth. These things happen, but these things also rarely get reported as people don’t want others to think they are looking for attention, insane, or telling lies.

    If he did what he said he did, then he did the correct thing. This is a spiritual matter, and the Name of Jesus is the Name above all Names. Or as the old hymns put it. “There is power in the Name of Jesus,” and “Every knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord.”

    Frankly even if it was H. Clinton herself who this happened to I would tell her to do as Tucker is doing. Read the word of God, and come to Jesus for forgiveness and protection.

    • – W

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  4. As the resident atheist who doesn’t believe in supernatural bogeymen like demons, I have a more credible explanation:

    Remember the expose’ about UFO’s that Carlson presented on his Fox News program several years ago, before Fox canned him?

    My guess is that the aliens in one of UFO’s intercepted that Fox News episode, got pissed about it, and came back to sneak into Carlson’s bedroom and teach him a lesson.

    Dreidel

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