The Trump Assassination Conspiracy

I wish people who keep saying this explained what they mean. Are they claiming that Corey Comperatore was not killed and the other two men were not wounded? That the Comperatore family were what? Actors? That authorities in a Dem state conspired with Trump to create these fake victims? I hope nobody is claiming that because it’s on par with the Sandy Hook shooting being fake.

So if there was a shooting, is the narrative that Trump hired somebody to shoot in his direction? That’s insanely risky. Not a trained sniper but some crazy kid? Trump clearly likes himself very much. He wouldn’t stand there knowing that a weirdo boy was pointing a rifle at him.

People keep repeating that it’s staged. Crowds of people at work believe it. But I can never get them to explain what they mean.

7 thoughts on “The Trump Assassination Conspiracy

  1. “I can never get them to explain what they mean”

    Thinking like Agatha Christie… (nb. I do not believe this is what happened).

    First draft: The guy with the rifle was a patsy and his gun was not even loaded. A person near Trump actually shot people in previously assigned positions in the audience. Trump cut his ear or squeezed a fake blood patch near it when he was held down by Secret Service.

    Somebody who cares more would have to fill in more details about the location of the actual shooter and what they told the patsy.

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    1. They could just confer with the rightward conspiracy crowd, and place the shooter in a tree, on the water tower, or in a billboard across the street. IMO if the left-conspiracy people and the right-conspiracy people sat down for beers they’d find they agree on nearly everything.

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      1. I know a right-winger who believes Biden died a long time ago and the person we see is an actor. And Trump was actually in power the entire Biden administration. I keep telling her that this must mean Trump really sucks because that was not a good administration but she’s not listening.

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        1. Oh, that’s classic! Comforting because somebody was in charge all that time, but also expressing something we all know, in a metaphorical form: that Biden, for his entire term, was just a cardboard cutout.

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  2. The conspiracy-right version of this is:

    it was the govt, they really did mean to kill him, the boy on the roof was a patsy, the real sniper was tucked into a billboard or clipped to a water tower.

    The Jew-hating, Q-adjacent, planted-by-spooks-for-discrediting purposes version is:

    It was the Jews. Some esoteric king-anointing blood ritual, which explains why his shoes were off. Guy in the stands was a sacrifice or something.

    I can at least see a reasonable argument for the first one. Have doubts about whether even our clandestine ops are actually that competent anymore.

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  3. Conspiracy theorists internally have a strong desire for control. They can’t seem to fathom the idea that shit just happens and nobody is in control of everything. There must always be something or someone behind the scenes, and it must scare them to death the idea that nobody is really in control. It’s a borderline religion.

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