Pain Remedy

I had a very long and painful dental procedure done today. I mean, the procedure itself wasn’t that bad but when the anaesthetic wore off, it was rough. I wanted to numb myself to the pain and the best thing I could come up with was to watch Candace Owens’ series about Brigitte Macron. For those who don’t know, Owens is convinced that Brigitte is a man called Jean-Michel. She’s being sued for defamation by the Macrons.

The series is, indeed, very funny. Owens unearthed a video from the 1970s of a transgender person called Veronique who mentions Chopin and Verlaine. Owens takes this as proof that Veronique is Brigitte Macron. Because guess what? Brigitte once mentioned Chopin! Surely, that can’t be a coincidence. People don’t just walk around mentioning Chopin for no reason. Plus, Macron wanted to move Verlaine to the Pantheon. Would he even know who both Chopin and Verlaine are of he weren’t part of a transgender conspiracy? It’s not a normal thing for people to know, is it?

Say what you might, but as pain remedies go, comedy is not a bad choice.

And by the way, it’s beautiful to see how entirely devoid of racism right-wing people are. They watch Candace Owens say the dumbest things and not a shadow of a racist thought passes through their heads.

3 thoughts on “Pain Remedy

  1. Why didn’t you ask your dentist to prescribe a narcotic-strength pain reliever before you left his office?

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