Wow, people, did you hear that Big Balls, the heroic guy who took on a gang of criminals to defend a lady in DC the other day, was the grandson of this dude with also gigantic balls:

Valery Martynov was a double agent working as a Soviet KGB officer as well as an intelligence asset for the US. While serving as a Lieutenant Colonel in the KGB, he was stationed in 1980 at the Soviet official offices in Washington, D.C. By 1982, he had become a double agent and was passing intelligence to the CIA and FBI under the code name “Gentile”. He was executed in Moscow on May 28, 1987, at the age of 41.

It truly runs in the family.

3 responses to “The Big Balls Family”

  1. Stringer Bell Avatar
    Stringer Bell

    Off-topic.

    AF Post (@AFpost) ·

    Brown’s and Columbia’s settlements with the Trump administration ban DEI programs for every group except Jewish students.

    Columbia’s settlement mandates that the school hire a Jewish student liaison to exclusively “support Jewish students” on campus while disallowing benefits to… pic.twitter.com/Zwgxu3Lxkf

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    1. Stringer Bell Avatar
      Stringer Bell

      To balance that shitty news, here’s a genuine win by the administration.

      Crémieux (@cremieuxrecueil) ·

      The Trump administration has officially taken a stance against debanking.

      That means that, soon enough, no more Americans will be deprived of being able to hold a bank account because of the opinions they hold.

      Americans will be free to think independently again🧵 pic.twitter.com/hnE4T5E2TG

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      1. Clarissa Avatar

        This is a clear and powerful anti-neoliberal measure. If banks exist in a nation, they serve the nation’s interests, not the other way round.

        This is extraordinary and this is what I voted for.

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