The Big Balls Family

Wow, people, did you hear that Big Balls, the heroic guy who took on a gang of criminals to defend a lady in DC the other day, was the grandson of this dude with also gigantic balls:

Valery Martynov was a double agent working as a Soviet KGB officer as well as an intelligence asset for the US. While serving as a Lieutenant Colonel in the KGB, he was stationed in 1980 at the Soviet official offices in Washington, D.C. By 1982, he had become a double agent and was passing intelligence to the CIA and FBI under the code name “Gentile”. He was executed in Moscow on May 28, 1987, at the age of 41.

It truly runs in the family.

3 thoughts on “The Big Balls Family

  1. Off-topic.

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    1. To balance that shitty news, here’s a genuine win by the administration.

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      1. This is a clear and powerful anti-neoliberal measure. If banks exist in a nation, they serve the nation’s interests, not the other way round.

        This is extraordinary and this is what I voted for.

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