The Las Vegas Conspiracy

Say what you may, the Tucker Carlson Show is the best entertainment out there. I watched Tucker’s interview with Ian Carroll who is a great friend of Candace Owens. Carroll spoke about the mass shooting in Las Vegas in 2017 and explained his theory that the shooting was conducted by Saudi helicopters in an attempt to assassinate the Saudi crown prince.

Carroll went on for over an hour, explaining how it made sense for the opponents of the crown prince to assassinate him. Long story short, an AI robot named Sophia and Jamal Khashoggi are a big part of it.

Finally, Tucker asks the question anybody could have predicted he’d ask.

“Is there evidence that the crown prince was in Las Vegas on that day?”

“No, we have no specific evidence that he was there,” Carroll explains brightly. “But we can assume…”

This is pure comedic gold.

What’s particularly curious is that Carroll’s Saudi helicopters mirror Candace’s Egyptian airplanes. You don’t have to be Sigmund Freud to figure out why Muslim-piloted aircrafts are so present in these people’s minds. But they are conspiracy theorists precisely because they have no insight into themselves. They seek out convoluted complots because this mass of confusion is the content of their own mind which they project onto external events and contemplate endlessly.

8 thoughts on “The Las Vegas Conspiracy

  1. There’s a lot weird about that incident. Would not rule out the idea that the “saudi helicopters” thing was seeded out there to keep the more sane folks from inquiring further. Much like the .gov has a history of encouraging UFO narratives as a convenient deflection shield for prototype testing (that’s not a conspiracy theory anymore: it’s public record).

    Most plausible iteration of the LV story is simply that the alleged (and conveniently deceased) perp was the sort of person you could hire to take you and your friends out into the desert to shoot big guns for funsies, and he got hijacked by a customer with other plans.

    -ethyl

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    1. The part of Carroll’s story that rang convincing was that the guy was lured to bring his guns for a big sale to a rich customer. That could explain why he had such a gigantic arsenal with him.

      It’s a shame that such events don’t get investigated giving rise to weird conspiracies.

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      1. Not everybody can be as entertaining as Emperor Norton, but… heck, Emily Dickinson was not a normal person. And yet, we preserve her old house as a museum.

        You can still tour this place:

        https://coralcastle.com/history/

        And there’s always Johnny Appleseed:

        https://historicsites.nc.gov/all-sites/horne-creek-farm/southern-heritage-apple-orchard/apple-history/john-chapman-pioneer-nurseryman

        For more contemporary examples, one need go no further than Dr. Bronner, Vermin Supreme or that Rent is Too Damn High guy. Maybe Deez Nuts.

        We’ve been making folk heroes of these sorts for a long time– or at least, the ones who sort of tap into the deep American archetype.

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  2. Speaking of conspiracies, it’s amazing how nothing came out of this. This video is so surreal, like rats scurrying out of their holes. Wish it was AI, but nope.

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