Please, somebody, tell me this is fake. Tell me we are not nominating the pillow dude. Please, let it not be real. I don’t want to be in a party that nominates the pillow dude.

Not that I want to be in a party that nominates Klobuchar but Lindell? Whatever in the everlasting fuck?

10 responses to “Has to Be Fake”

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    Anonymous

    It probably is real. I suspect it has to do with trust. As in I am not from MN, but I wouldn’t trust any of the MN GOP politicians to watch my pet rock. The leftist ones don’t count unless your counting the number of jail cells needed to throw them in.

    Nah, this seems like Lindel is running partially as a stunt to drive up local MN right wing support, and partially because no one would be willing to trust the local MN GOP candidates to eat a bowl of soup without make a mess on themselves.

    Now I might be a bit unfair to them, but frankly anywhere the left rules outright, their opposition seems to be extremely pacified, and not willing to rock the boat. Almost as if they are there simply to collect a paycheck, and not to try to retake the cities and states they are in.

    So my two cent is this. Lindel is running, but he is doing it as a political stunt. If he wins, I doubt much in MN will change, but if he looses there isn’t much lost as MN was given up a long time ago.

    One correction. If he wins which I doubt (and not just because of the pole above), it is quite likely someone will try to kill him in the first week.

    • – W

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      Michael Hawk

      i feel so sorry for well read intellectual conservatives who carry the banner of Western civilization and the majority of their compatriots are retarded, mouth breathing, culture war goons

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    Anonymous

    This is the state that previously elected a pro wrestler for governor?

    -ethyl

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    Demotrash

    He’s one of many Republican candidates running, but voters have not yet chosen the nominee. Klobuchar was also polled against other Republican candidates.

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    Stringer Bell

    Related. Nobody can convince me that GOP is this naive. They very well know that “we should reach out to latinos because they’re natural conservatives” is a fucking lie but they still keep pushing it, with predictable results.

    Before they’re americans, before they’re republicans, these people are ethnics, and that’s the part of their identity they cling to most.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      Latín Americans have a natural and historical tendency towards socialism. They just do. They will try to build socialism everywhere they go. People who pretend not to know this aren’t honest.

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    Stringer Bell

    This party needs to be destroyed. The GOP can’t even agree on the need to have an ID in order to vote.

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      I heard that the Dems are planning to run Kamala, and that’s our only hope.

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      1. Stringer Bell Avatar
        Stringer Bell

        Haha I can’t believe we’ll be this lucky.

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    Stringer Bell

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