The director of the funeral home proved incapable of interiorizing the information that we are burying our mother and not grandmother. We corrected him a half dozen times but he kept repeating “your grandmother’s funeral.”

I’m starting to think we dressed in too adolescent a manner for this visit.

5 responses to “Not the Grandma”

  1. Demotrash Avatar
    Demotrash

    Let me know if you’re open to a dark, tasteless joke about this situation (you’ve mentioned Ukrainians enjoying this but I’m still hesitant)

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    1. Clarissa Avatar

      VERY open. Everybody is treating me like a precious vessel and I’d rather go back to being the crass, crude me.

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      1. Demotrash Avatar
        Demotrash

        Well, I’m realizing my joke isn’t really funny with the warning that it’s coming, but oh well.

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  2. Demotrash Avatar
    Demotrash

    It’s a good thing your mother isn’t around to hear this…

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