I have been discovered as a new conservative pundit of the post-Soviet media space, and it’s really cute. Everybody is interested in my trajectory and why I am the way I am. I spent hours on the phone today, talking about it all. I’ll be invited as one of those people who provide all-day coverage on election day. Which means I’m a real pundit. These are all people I see on TV, and now I’m one of them, and it will never be not funny.

I made one condition which is that there won’t be any members of the Russian opposition anywhere in my vicinity but I was assured that they are uniformly despised so I’m safe.

My vocal cords are going to give up any moment now because I also taught two classes today.

I read the article to discover what the racist rhetoric was. All I found were jokes about Puerto Rico (which can’t be racist because Puerto Rican is not a race), usage of the words “watermelon” and “pimp” (which are common usage and also can’t be racist “) and the statement “America for Americans” (which definitely can’t be racist because 41 million of Americans are black).

I would be voting for Trump if he hadn’t inflicted Vance on us. Vance is the standard “America bad” lefty. People who don’t recognize this framework for what it is simply haven’t spent as much time as I have on the far left.

It’s gotten to the point where it’s fine on the right to question the US contribution to the Allied victory in WWII. All of our greatest achievements are being shat on because leftism won. It won so big, the right is slavishly imitating it.

In four years, we will have two lefty “America bad” candidates running against each other, and that’s when it will really become gloomy.

Instead of trying to generate new ideas, American conservatives often hoover up after the Left. They pick up some deeply embarrassing leftist shibboleth and make it proudly their own.

One example is the notorious “Democrats are the real racists.” The underlying idea is that Americans are engulfed in racism and it’s our duty to explain everything that ails our society through that structural racism.

Another example is “crowds of black people are unfairly incarcerated and we need to release them ASAP.” Enter Donald Trump with his Kim Kardashian plan to do just that.

Yet another example is “America is a source of bad in the world, starting unnecessary wars and opposing dictators whom we need to worship precisely because of how much they despise America.” Enter JD Vance with his paeans to the poor, well-meaning Russia, grievously misunderstood by evil Americans.

Yet another example is the belief that the American institutions – the envy and wonder of the world – are inherently evil and need to be ditched in favor of a dictatorial model. It was the Left’s favorite pastime to moan about “the Deep State.” Now we have Glen Greenwald who lives in some third-world craphole lecturing us on how our institutions are evil.

In 1918 Lenin ordered that a concentration camp for university professors be created and 40 be executed at random. Now we are hearing from the right that we should just disband the US academia – the envy and wonder of the world – because we are too lazy and stupid to offer any ideas that would displace the bad ones that have taken hold there. But what are our ideas? What do we have except for the regurgitated slogans of the left?

I have one such idea – the nation-state. But it’s hard, it takes a lot of work, it’s not a magic pill. Who needs all that? It’s so much easier, instead, to hoover up somebody else’s trash and present it as our own, original thinking when it’s nothing of the kind.

Vance, of course, married the exact opposite of this type of womanhood. An elitist, highly controlled, pole-up-her-ass woman, contemptuous of this country and supercilious of emotionally incontinent proles.

This is not a contradiction. Elites encourage proles to emote in messy, chaotic ways because that’s the best way to keep them as a permanent underclass. This is exactly how Dems reduced blacks to this very role. Now lefty Vance is doing this for whites.

That’s how equity is achieved. The chaotic underclass is finally getting really diverse.

What shocked people the most in my yesterday’s show were the land acknowledgements. Nobody is getting over that one any time soon.

I’m being invited on an actual TV show as a result. We have no idea how stupid we look to other people over some of the things we do.

In the comments to yesterday’s show, many people explained why they will vote for Trump.

Many others explained why they will vote against Trump.

Only one commenter attempted to explain why he will vote for Kamala. In all caps, he told us that what convinced him is that she’s a mother who raised two children.

Imagine 4 years of this:

We’ll all be on a hunt for “questionable word choices” if she gets her way. With the rest of the world observing this attack of collective insanity with mute shock.

My cover has been blown, and the very first commenter on the show addressed me with, “Shabbat Shalom.”

It went great, excellent questions, as always. The time slot is imperfect but it’s my fault because I’m very overbooked this week. I couldn’t make it in any of the slots I was offered. Saturday isn’t great because the Jewish contingent, which is always large, is decimated by Shabbat. But I’m happy I went on. Made some good jokes about sex. Great fun.

I’m going live in 2 hours to talk about why Ukrainian-Americans are voting for Trump:

I’m not saying that all Ukrainian-Americans will vote for Trump. But many will. There was a recent show where it became clear how many there are, and so I’m going on to talk about it.

This will be fun!