Clarissa's Blog

Mugabe, Maduro and Castro will be standing next to Putin at the celebratory parade on May 9th. Normal people refused to come to the parade.

It’s a pity the North Korean fellow refused to show up, so the list of the world’s bottom-feeders is incomplete.

I will never understand the humor of the Baltic people:

To the most beautiful, talented, profound, amazing, loving, and desirable man in the universe.

З днем народження, їжачку!

The parking lot freak has taken umbrage at being told that living in a parking lot for a month is not amazing for a 5-year-old child. What is really hilarious is that he is defending himself from being accused of child abuse with the favorite line of all child abusers:

“This is my life and my child and we will parent her as we see fit.”

Sir, nobody here cares about your life. You can do whatever you want with your life. All we are discussing here is the life of a different person. A person who is not you and has a life of her own. She is not your property and not your body part. You can delete posts all you want (which is a total waste of time because everything can get screen-saved), but the CPS will be taking an interest and the child will be protected from your careless and unhinged behavior. The best thing you can do is place the child in a normal living situation ASAP. And then try to seek help for your very obvious psychological issues.

The bad news is that Joyce Carol Oates is a blethering fool. The worse news is that she is not alone.

Oates and a bunch of other pseudo – intellectuals signed a rambling, incoherent statement rubbishing the victims of Charlie Hebdo and exalting their assassins.

This is absolutely disgusting. These overfed, rich idiots are so obsessed with their need to despise Muslims that they abandon even the most basic humanity. In their desire to play the role of beneficent saviors of the supposedly weak and pathetic Muslims, they depart so far from reality that their statement sounds entirely loony.

Where are the child protection services? Why are these people just allowed to abuse a 5 – year-old in this outlandish way and then brag about it?

In case anybody was wondering. There is a musician who plays a real banjo. And great chocolate cake.

People, Ruth Rendell died. This is so sad. And she was not even old. Just 85.

If you haven’t read anything by Ruth Rendell  (or Barbara Vine), please check out her phenomenal psychological thrillers. I recommend 13 Steps Down and The Chimney Sweeper’s Boy.

Rendell was a very good writer and a kind, generous person. R.I.P.

The Putin Café in Spain stayed in business for only two months. It went broke because nobody would come. The local residents explain on Facebook that they were too disgusted by the name to feel like dropping by.

OK, another riddle now. What is happening in this photo from a Russian high school? What are the school children witnessing?